The Menace of Vote Fraud

The socialist media corporations have been allowing the publication of news stories and opinion pieces that point out that there are no actual cases of vote fraud that a rational person thought required legislation to fix.  I believe this betrays a poor understanding of the term "vote fraud".  Right-thinking people know that any time a Democrat convinces someone to vote for him or her, it constitutes fraud.  Therefore, anything patriots (Republicans) can do to suppress the Democratic vote reduces vote fraud by definition.  It is a well-known fact that minorities and poor people make inferior voters anyway, and this is proven by their propensity to vote Democrat.  (Ha ha...I left off the "ic"!  What are you gonna do about it, Democraps?  --I topped myself with that last misspelling, which, I want you to know, was intentional too.)  So we're doing everyone a favor by making it harder to vote.

By the way, we're still going to make the same old comments every election about dead people voting for Democrats and homeless people being bribed by ACORN to vote numerous times.  We don't really care if they were ever true, and we aren't concerned by the contradiction between those old insults and the supposed fraud-free conditions brought about by our voter suppression project.  If some of you guys can make wild unsubstantiated claims about electronic vote fraud orchestrated at Diebold headquarters, we can make up stuff too.  Like my Dad always says, truth is overrated.